Taste the Mighty Foreskin!
21 or older: Offer up a toast to the intact penis by hosting a party.
Get started with one of these COCKtails.
Penis Colada
Our signature drink. Go ahead, you know you want to sing the Piña Colada song! Let us know if you come up with new lyrics for it.
Ingredients
- 6 ounces chilled pineapple juice
- 3 ounces coconut cream
- 1½ ounces light rum
- 1/2 cup crushed ice
- Maraschino cherries
- Pineapple slices
Directions
- Put all the ingredients into a blender and blend until smooth and frosty.
- Pour over fruit-flavored penis-shaped ice.
- Garnish with skewered maraschino cherry and pineapple wedge.
Foreskin Fizz
On Foreskin.day, we toast to the fabulous foreskin!
Ingredients
- 5 mint leaves
- 1 ounce rum
- Juice of ½ a lime
- 1 tsp sugar or sugar syrup
- Orange or Angostura bitters
- 1/2 cup Champagne (or other bubbly) chilled
Directions
- Hold the mint leaves in the palm of one hand and clap your other hand over it.
- Drop the leaves into the glass then add rum, lime, sugar and bitters.
- Stir, then slowly mix in champagne.
- Serve with fruit-flavored penis-shaped ice.
- Garnish with lime slice.
Slippery Noodle
Ingredients
- 2 oz. Bourbon or rye whiskey
- 2 dashes Angostura bitters
- 1/2 t sugar
- Club soda
- Gummy worms
- Maraschino cherries
Directions
- Pour bourbon over ice
- Add splash of water or club soda
- Add bitters and sugar, stir
- Garnish with skewered Maraschino cherry and gummy worms.
Prolonged Bliss
This orgasmic punch is great, you'll crave it again and again!
Ingredients
- 2 bottles chilled fruity red wine, like Sangiovese, or Syrah
- 1 liter bottle club soda
- 1/2 cup sugar, honey or bar syrup
- 2 large pinches of ground cinnamon
- 1 large pinch of ground clove
- Lime wedges
- Mint sprig
Directions
- Combine all the ingredients, stir.
- Serve over penis-shaped ice.
- Garnish with lime wedge and mint leaves
Strawberry Lube
These slide down easily, again, and again!
Ingredients
- Sake (or vodka) chilled
- Strawberry jam (or syrup)
Directions
- Pour sake into a shot glass.
- Add a dollop of strawberry jam.
Pickled Dick
Ingredients
- Gin (or Vodka) chilled
- Dry Vermouth
- Vienna sausages
- Olives
Directions
- Add penis-shaped ice to a glass.
- Pour gin over ice.
- Add a splash of vermouth, stir.
- Garnish with skewered olive and Vienna sausage.
- To make it 'dirty,' add a splash of olive juice.
Ideas for Garnishing Your Drink
They say presentation is everything and that goes for party drinks, too. The garnish we like the most is fruit juice ices made in a penis-shaped mold. Just for fun, and especially if you are partying on the patio or around a campfire, covering each drink with a My Cup Condom is a good idea; think of it as "safe sipping." If planning isn't your thing, have on hand some Smith & Sinclair Cocktail Gummies packaged in condom-like packages.
